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Did you hear about the dumb guy who bought "Math for Dummies" at Barnes & Noble for $19.99?

He gave the clerk a $100.00 bill and received a $1.00 bill back as his change.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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There's this old lady at a supermarket. She goes to the produce section. She's rummaging around for a while. Then the Produce Manager sees this and starts talking to her.

Produce Manager: Can I help you ma'am?

Old Lady: I'm trying to find some broccoli.

Produce Manager: We're out of broccoli at the moment.

The old lady starts rummaging again.

Produce Manager: Can I help you ma'am?

Old Lady: I'm trying to find some broccoli.

Produce Manager: I just told you that we don't have any at the moment.

The old lady begins rummaging again.

Produce Manager: Can I help you ma'am?

Old Lady: I'm trying to find some broccoli.

Produce Manager: Is there straw in strawberry?

Old Lady: Yes.

Produce Manager: Is there van in vanilla?

Old Lady: Yes.

Produce Manager: Is there freak in broccoli?

Old Lady: There's no freak in broccoli!

Produce Manager: That's what I've been trying to tell you!!!

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Yo' momma so old that her social security number is 000-00-0001!

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CATEGORY Yo Momma Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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A man working with an electric saw accidentally cuts off all of his fingers. At the emergency room, his doctor says, "Give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do."

The injured man replies, "But I don't have the fingers!"

"Why didn't you bring them?" the doctor asks.

The injured man responds, "Doc, I couldn't pick them up."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "tweetyr" |