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There was a sticker on a loaf of bread that said, 'baked fresh for over 50 years.'

So THAT'S how long it takes to bake fresh bread...

She's so dumb, she couldn't even break a dress code.

At one point during a baseball game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?"

The little boy nodded yes.

"So," the coach continued, "when a strike is called, or you're out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all that?"

Again the little boy nodded.

"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain it to your mother."

Four activists wearing leather jackets got out of their Hummer and threw eggs at us. I'm no Sherlock Holmes, but I think they're with PETA.