Latest Jokes

The definition of "mixed feelings" is watching your mother-in-law drive your new Mercedes off a cliff.

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it... it was a shih-tzu.

What's the difference between a tree, a dog, and a lake?

Give up?

A tree HAS bark and a dog barks.

What about the lake?

THAT'S WHERE THE SUCKERS BITE!

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.