Latest Jokes

My wife told me that I did not love any of her relatives...

I told her that is not true. I said, "I love your mother-in-law and father-in-law much more than I love mine."

Why do pelicans hate taxes?

BECAUSE NO MATTER WHERE THEY TURN, THEY STILL HAVE AN ENORMOUS BILL IN FRONT OF THEM!

What goes "oooooooooooooooo!!!"?

A cow with no lips.

Yo momma so fat, when she passes the TV, 3 episodes pass.