What's the difference between a tree, a dog, and a lake?
Give up?
A tree HAS bark and a dog barks.
What about the lake?
THAT'S WHERE THE SUCKERS BITE!
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
I'm getting mighty fed up with these sheep-human hybrids!
What is with ewe people!?
Yesterday at a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little.
"Nervous?" asked the interviewer.
I replied, "No, I always give 110%."