Latest Jokes

Someone gave me a book about Procrastination. I'll read it sometime later.

I checked out a book from the library called "How to Have a Perfect Memory." Now if I just could remember where I put it.

I tried wrapping Christmas presents, but I don't have the gift for it.

After an MCAT exam, a father asks his son, "How did it go son?"

Young man, looking rather reproachful, replied, "It went well dad. In fact, it went so well that I will retake it again next year."