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Why does Snoop Dogg have carpet in his bathroom?

Fo' DRIZZLE!!!

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CATEGORY Musician Jokes
posted by "BigRedDoc" |
1 votes

A journalist ask a VIP lady: "What is man in your opinion?"

The lady replies: "Owl."
"Owl?"
"Yes, owl."
"Why owl?"

The ladies answers: "Because normally man finds all good qualities and the beauty of a lady only in the darkness of night."

1 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Kanhaiya Lal Mahajan" |
$10.00 won 9 votes

A man was looking for someone to paint his porch. So he hired a young lady and told her what to do. After about 30 minutes, the lady came to the door and said, “I’m done.”

The man asked, “How did you get done so fast?”

The lady said, “It was hard at first, but it got easier towards the end. And by the way, it’s a Ferrari, not a Porsche.”

9 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Leogal" |
1 votes

It's better to be short than not a tall.

1 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |