Latest Jokes

I went to the local bookstore and asked where the self-help section was. The worker said that if he told me, it would defeat the purpose.

I'm writing a book about reverse psychology.

Please don't buy it.

What did the dinosaur get on its Maths test?

Nothing, it got an Extinction!

Q: How does a teenage schoolboy propose marriage?
A: YOUR HAVING A WHAT!?!