Latest Jokes

How do you measure the intelligence of a vegetable?

With an IQ-cumber!

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

RRR?

Nope, it would have to be the letter C (sea).

So a friend of mine recently was killed from a vase breaking over his head. It's such a shame as he was such a smashing individual.

I wonder, do birds always plan things, or do they sometimes just wing it?