How do you measure the intelligence of a vegetable?
With an IQ-cumber!
What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
RRR?
Nope, it would have to be the letter C (sea).
So a friend of mine recently was killed from a vase breaking over his head. It's such a shame as he was such a smashing individual.
I wonder, do birds always plan things, or do they sometimes just wing it?