A journalist ask a VIP lady: "What is man in your opinion?"
The lady replies: "Owl."
"Owl?"
"Yes, owl."
"Why owl?"
The ladies answers: "Because normally man finds all good qualities and the beauty of a lady only in the darkness of night."
A man was looking for someone to paint his porch. So he hired a young lady and told her what to do. After about 30 minutes, the lady came to the door and said, “I’m done.”
The man asked, “How did you get done so fast?”
The lady said, “It was hard at first, but it got easier towards the end. And by the way, it’s a Ferrari, not a Porsche.”
Once you've seen a shopping center, you've seen a mall.