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Do you know why a bunny rabbit nose is always shiny?
Because its powder puff is on the other end.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "dav05dav" |
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What do you call a male dog with no legs?

It doesn't make a difference what you call him, he can not come any way.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "dav05dav" |
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I use Pantene. What do you use?
Mark's.
I use Dove soap. What do you use?
Mark's.
I use Olay lotion. What do you use?
Mark's.
Is Mark an international Brand?
No, Mark is my roommate!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "ajokes" |
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This guy has four daughters who all live at home. One Friday night, the doorbell rings. The first kid at the door says, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?" The father, mildly amused, answers, "Yes."

The second kid comes to the door and says, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?" The guy, now perplexed, answers, "Yes."

A few minutes later, the doorbell rings again. A kid says, 'Hi, I'm Jim. I'm here to see Kim. We're gonna go for a swim. Can I come in?' The guy, becoming annoyed, answers, "Yes."

The doorbell rings one more time, and a kid standing there says, "Hi, I'm Chuck . . . "

The father shot him.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |