Latest Jokes

A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the Eye/Ear doctor."

"There is no such doctor " she tells him. "Perhaps you would like to see someone else?"

"No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor," he says.

"But there is no such doctor," she replies. "We have doctors for the eyes and doctors for the ear, nose and throat, but no eye-ear doctor."

He repeats, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor."

They go around like this for a few minutes and then the nurse says: "Comrade, there is no eye-ear doctor, but if there were one, why would you want to see him?"

"Because," he replies, "I keep hearing one thing and seeing another."

Memory Class: An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him.

"What was the name of the Instructor? " asked the neighbor.

"Oh, ummmm, let's see," the old man pondered.

"You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly thorns, what's that flower's name?"

"A rose? " asked the neighbor.

"Yes, that's it," replied the old man.

He then turned toward his house and shouted, "Hey, Rose, what's the name of the Instructor we took the memory class from?"

Teacher: You are suppose to come at 7am!

Student: What?! What happened on 7am? What did I miss?

Question What is love and explain in details ?
(16 Marks)

Arts Student:
Answer: Love is life. (Marks : 5 out of 16)

Law Student:
Answer : Love is pain. (Marks : 5 out of 16)

Medical Student:
Answer : Love is god. (Marks : 5 out of 16)

EngineeringStudent:
Answer :

- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated.

- TYPES:
1 sided & 2 sided

- AGE:
Usually occurs in teenagers but nowadays can be found in any age.

- SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction

- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile

- TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or
Mother's Sandal.

(marks 16 out of 16 ) - Excellent!
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NOTE :-
Don't ask engineering students, they can stretch any thing for 16 marks!