Me: What happened to you? You don't look so good.
Friend: I got stung by a brose.
Me: There's no b in rose.
Friend: There was in this one!
Why can a Cheetah not hide?
Because it's always spotted!
What did the teeth say to the dentist?
So when are we going out?
Why can't cats use computers?
Because they only want to chase the mouse.