Latest Jokes

Most loving mothers change many smelly diapers. Every day.

Yet, they absolutely lose it when their husbands pass gas.

Go figure.

Police cars valiantly profess, "Serve and Protect".

Next time you get pulled over by a cop, say, "Fries and a Condom, please."

I don't know much about Barry Bonds ... I'm more familiar with bail bonds.

Did you ever have a constant ringing in your ear?

I finally got the divorce.