A sign that you are young... you drop a lot of things.
A sign that you are old... you drop a lot of things.
Despite popular health opinions, donuts are good for you. They're a positive snack!
Have you ever heard of a "don'tnut"?
Adam: "What are we having for dinner?"
Eve: "Spare Ribs."
Adam: "What is that, some kind of joke?"
Two men are discussing their love lives. One says, "I’m getting married. I’m sick of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear."
The other one says, "Hey, I’m getting divorced for the same reasons."