Why did Gus drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?
He wanted to test his new air brakes.
Slim walks into his local post office and notices a new sign on the wall:
MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA
"Gosh!" he says, "If only that job was in Texas, I'd take it!"
A sign that you are young... you drop a lot of things.
A sign that you are old... you drop a lot of things.
Despite popular health opinions, donuts are good for you. They're a positive snack!
Have you ever heard of a "don'tnut"?