Research shows that 80% of men don’t know how to use condoms. These men are called DADS.
I couldn't sleep one night so I decided to take the dumbest tests Facebook had to offer. After answering about 90 questions... it turns out apparently, that I have insomnia.
Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana.
Dorothy and her dog KANSAS get caught up in a tornado. When they finally land, Kansas is broken into pieces. Dorothy declares, "Well Kansas, I guess we're not in toto anymore."