Adam: "What are we having for dinner?"
Eve: "Spare Ribs."
Adam: "What is that, some kind of joke?"
Two men are discussing their love lives. One says, "I’m getting married. I’m sick of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear."
The other one says, "Hey, I’m getting divorced for the same reasons."
What is the difference between a politician and an actor?
An actor gets better scripts with more credible story-lines.
How you do catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it!