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At a psychiatrist's office:
- Do you consume alcohol?
- No.
- Do you smoke?
- No.
- Do you use drugs?
- No.
- Do you play cards?
- No.
- Do you run after other women?
- No.
- So why did you come to me?
- You see, doc, I have one little problem... I lie a lot.

8 votes

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posted by "mlr9" |
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What is the longest word in the world?

Smiles ... because there is a MILE between the first and last letter.

1 votes

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posted by "Wags" |
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Why does Mozart hate chickens?

They always say, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

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posted by "Tnevs" |
0 votes

Sometimes when I'm driving, I know I want to change lanes. I'm just not sure which lane I want. So I turn on my hazard lights.

I may be going left, I may be going right ... either way, you have been warned.

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posted by "Jayson Frederickson" |