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A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. "Quick," said the woman to her lover, "into the closet!" and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet. "Who are you?" he asked.

"I'm an inspector from Termite Busters," said the exterminator.

"What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.

"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man replied.

"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself and said, "Those little buggers!"

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Back in the 1970s, 8 WAS enough.

Fast forward almost 40 years later, 19 and Counting, STILL AIN'T ENOUGH!

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... Then it hit me.

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My pig developed a rash, so the veterinarian prescribed an oinkment.

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