Latest Jokes

Four activists wearing leather jackets got out of their Hummer and threw eggs at us. I'm no Sherlock Holmes, but I think they're with PETA.

There was this blonde woman who had a fire in her house, so she called the fire department.

Blonde: There's a fire in my house!

Fireman: Alright ma'am how do we get to your house?

Blonde: With the big red fire truck, of course!

Space Shuttles, they leave the earth white and they return white... What I'm trying to say is, it's time NASA went public with their sunscreen!

I sell ammunition. My motto is, "ALWAYS leave them wanting more!"