Latest Jokes

The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There was a good reason for the move.

You can’t post Thou Shalt Not Steal, Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery, and Thou Shall Not Lie in a building full of lawyers and politicians without creating a hostile work environment.

Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits, and falls down on the floor. Wife pulls him up and cleans everything. Next day when he gets up, he expects her to be really angry with him. He prays that they would not have a fight. He finds a note near the table:

“Honey... your favorite breakfast is ready on the table. I had to leave early to buy groceries. I’ll come running back to you soon my love. I love you.”

Still surprised, he asks his son, "What happened last night?"

Son replies, “When mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt, you were dead drunk and you said… 'HEY LADY! LEAVE ME ALONE! I’M MARRIED!'”

If you were a spider, you could learn everything on the web.

Don’t get upset if I ask you where something is in Target when you choose to wear a red shirt and khakis to shop.