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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk?

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Jayson Frederickson" |
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The tombstones on the left were identical to the tombstones on the right. He was buried in the middle of the symmetry.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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My friend is a Genie in a bottle.

One day he came home from work frustrated with his current master. I asked why.

He replied, "I don't know, he just rubs me the wrong way."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Jayson Frederickson" |
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At a psychiatrist's office:
- Do you consume alcohol?
- No.
- Do you smoke?
- No.
- Do you use drugs?
- No.
- Do you play cards?
- No.
- Do you run after other women?
- No.
- So why did you come to me?
- You see, doc, I have one little problem... I lie a lot.

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "mlr9" |