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$12.00 won 15 votes

Wife: What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus...

Wife: What do you mean?

Husband: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!

Wife: AWESOME! You do that, I'll do a Mary and show up pregnant and untouched by my husband.

The man stayed home.

15 votes

posted by "mlr9" |
$6.00 won 11 votes

Teacher: Where were you born?

Student: Tiruvananthapuram.

Teacher: Spell it.

Student: Sorry, I meant Goa.

11 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "mlr9" |
$7.00 won 3 votes

The girl came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" she cried.

"I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad.

"You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble."

"What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the world," he said. "Surely there must be some mistake."

"I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'."

3 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
1 votes

A dying grandma tells her grandchild, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the barn, livestock, the harvest, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $24,548,750.45 in cash."

The grandchild, absolutely floored and about to become rich says, "Oh grandma, you are SO generous! I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?"

With her last breath, Grandma whispered, "Facebook..." 

1 votes

posted by "tweetyr" |