Latest Jokes

What do you call a large pile of kittens?

A MEOWtain!

Q: What's the difference between being in prison and being a corporate employee?
A: In prison you get free health care.

How does an undertaker explain raising his burial charges?

Blames it on the cost of living.

Do you know the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law. The other is a sick bird.