Latest Jokes

1 votes

Prince Charles was walking past a cheering crowd when he spotted a woman holding two babies and surrounded by five pre-teenagers. "Well," says the Prince, "You have a handful. Do you have any other children?"

"Yes, there are seven more at home"

"Your husband deserves a knighthood," said Prince Charles.

The mother replied, "He has plenty of night-hoods, but he refuses to wear them."

1 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "PeelerPlod" |
0 votes

After twenty years of shaving himself every morning, a man in a small Southern town decided he had enough. He told his wife that he intended to let the local barber shave him each day. He put on his hat and coat and went to the barbershop, which was owned by the pastor of the town's Baptist church. The barber's wife, Grace, was working that day, so she performed the task. Grace shaved him and sprayed him with lilac water and said, "That will be $20." The man thought the price was a bit high, but he paid the bill and went to work.

The next morning the man looked in the mirror and his face was as smooth as it had been when he left the barbershop the day before. "Not bad," he thought. "At least I don't need to get a shave every day." The next morning the man's face was still smooth! Two weeks later the man was STILL unable to find any trace of whiskers on his face. It was more than he could take, so he returned to the barbershop.

"I thought $20 was high for a shave," he told the barber's wife, "but you must have done a great job. It's been two weeks and my whiskers still haven't started growing back." The expression on her face didn't even change, expecting his comment. She responded, "You were shaved by Grace. Once shaved, always shaved."

0 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
1 votes

What do you call a large pile of kittens?

A MEOWtain!

1 votes

posted by "mandagracie" |
1 votes

Q: What's the difference between being in prison and being a corporate employee?
A: In prison you get free health care.

1 votes

posted by "Foxie" |