Latest Jokes
Favorite this joke I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.
In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
I didn't mean to gain all this weight. It happened by snaccident.
Whenever I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we, as a society, have come in equality.
And then I wait for the next bus.
Man: I know how to 'please' a woman.
Woman: Good, then 'please' leave me alone.
Free Daily Joke