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Woman: Good, then 'please' leave me alone.
A high school girl, seated next to a famous astronomer at a dinner party, struck up a conversation with him by asking, “What do you do in life?”
He replied, “I study astronomy.”
“Dear me,” said the girl. “I finished astronomy last year.”
"What did I do wrong, baby? [silence] Sweetheart... tell me what's wrong."
"Nothing."
"I know something's wrong..."
"I'm fine."
"Just tell me what I did."
"You know what you did."
"I really don't! Please tell me so I can fix it."
"I shouldn't have to tell you. You should already know."
"Well, please... since I don't... please just tell me!"
[She sighs and turns around.] "Back in 1985..."
A woman goes to the doctor's and says, "Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me. Every time I go to the bathroom, DIMES come out!"
The doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and come back in a week. A week later the woman returns and says, "Doctor, Doctor, it's gotten worse! Every time I go to the bathroom, QUARTERS come out!! What's wrong with me?"
Again the doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and come back in a week. Another week passes and the woman returns and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I'm still not getting better! Every time I go to the bathroom, HALF-DOLLARS come out! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME?!!"
The doctor says, "Relax, Relax,... you're just going through your change!"
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