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My Grandma's sense of humor has always been her strongest attribute.

She was mugged a few years ago, unfortunately. As the young punk held her up and demanded all her money, she said, "I don't have any money."

"I don't believe you! I'm gonna search you! " he sneered. So he started patting her down all over really well.

"I guess you don't have any money..." he said disappointed.

"I told you," my Grandma replied. "But if you do that again, I'll write you a check!"

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "kalcsa" |
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Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money.

They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.

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CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
posted by "Super Dave" |
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What did one Hot Dog Say to the other Hot Dog?

HI! Frank!

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Roger Obecny" |
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Here about the kid who at 5 cans of alphabet soup in one sitting?

They say he later had a massive 'vowel' movement.

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posted by "Teddy" |