Latest Jokes

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity... It's impossible to put down.

A baker stopped making donuts because he got tired of the hole thing.

The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.

One evening, a family sat down for dinner. The mother served fish and cauliflower. They were all eating, until the boy, chewing on his fish, found a bone.

He pulled it out of his mouth and asked, “Mom, what do I do with this?”

“Put it where you’re sure you won’t eat it,” said his mother.

So the boy carefully stuck it into his cauliflower.