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Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it."

"I've spent my last buck," said the deer.

"Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."

To some, marriage is a word...

To others, it's a sentence.

Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?

JAMES: Hi, cousin, I heard that you now work at the bakery?

KEMI: Yes, yes!

JAMES: Ah! And you haven't brought any bread yet?

KEMI: Your sister works at the airport and you work at the mortuary, do either of you bring home your work?