Latest Jokes

1 votes

A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy went down the aisle and asked the stewardess. The stewardess, who was very busy at the time, smiled and said, "Did your Mom tell you to ask me?"

The boy said, "Yes she did."

"Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby airplanes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your Mom explain that to you."

1 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
0 votes

Guy walks into bar, pulling on a long chain.

The bartender asks him, "You come in here everyday pulling that chain, why?"

The guy replies, "You ever tried to push one?"

0 votes

posted by "Robert Hill" |
0 votes

Yo momma so stupid, she doesn't even know this joke is about her.

0 votes

CATEGORY Yo Momma Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
1 votes

Yo Momma so ugly, she needs a prescription mirror!

1 votes

CATEGORY Yo Momma Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |