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Favorite this joke He didn't tell his mother he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.
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I told my doctor that I could see stitches better than he can. He said, "Suture self."
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Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well deserved complaining and self-pitying.
She moaned to her mom and her younger brother, "Nobody loves me...the whole world hates me!"
Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word... "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you."
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