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Your momma's so old, that in History class she just wrote down what she was doing.

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CATEGORY Yo Momma Jokes
posted by "Patricia Overstreet" |
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It was an emotional day for me when my six-year-old twins headed off for their first day of school. Four-year-old Andrew and I accompanied them to the corner to wait for the bus. When it arrived and the boys climbed on and waved good-bye, I could no longer hold back my tears.

"Don't cry, Mommy," said Andrew reassuringly. "Maybe one day you'll get to ride in a school bus too!"

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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At the end of the college year, a star football player celebrated by attending a late night campus party. Soon after arriving, he became captivated by a beautiful coed and eased into a conversation with her by asking if she met many any "potential dates" at the party.

"Oh, I'm much more attracted to the strong academic types than to the party animals," she said. "What's your G.P.A.?"

Grinning from ear to ear, the jock boasted, "I get about 25 in the city and 40 on the highway."

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CATEGORY College Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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What's the difference between a well dressed man and a dog?

The man wears a suit. The dog just pants.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |