I walk into a hotel and go to check in. The beautiful receptionist got me checked in and was all smiles. She even wrote down her phone number for me.
The number was 0....
What is a Panda's favorite metal?
Pandamonium
Question: What’s the best way to make a small fortune in the stock market?
Answer: Start off with a big one.
The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girlfriend's father, "Son, can you support a family?"
"Well, no, sir," he replied, caught off-guard by the question. "Your daughter and I were thinking we'd just have to support ourselves, the rest of you will have to fend for yourselves."