Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
JAMES: Hi, cousin, I heard that you now work at the bakery?
KEMI: Yes, yes!
JAMES: Ah! And you haven't brought any bread yet?
KEMI: Your sister works at the airport and you work at the mortuary, do either of you bring home your work?
I saw a Broadway show about puns... It was the ultimate play on words.
"Hello, hello?" shrilled a spinsterish voice over the phone. "Is this the SPCA?"
"Yes, this is the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals."
"I want you to send somebody over right away."
"What's wrong?"
"There's a horrid magazine salesman, just sitting in a tree teasing my dog."