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I told my doctor that I could see stitches better than he can. He said, "Suture self."

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Bear fights can often turn grizzly.

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Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well deserved complaining and self-pitying.

She moaned to her mom and her younger brother, "Nobody loves me...the whole world hates me!"

Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word... "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you."

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posted by "Leibel" |
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I am finally going to be rich someday... I've invested in toilet paper and funeral homes.

'Cause at some point, everyone has to go!

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posted by "Jack B" |