The water department staff said they would be fluid in answering all mystifying questions asked at a recent meeting.
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they always take things literally.
What did the badger say to the bear? Have a beary nice day, I hope it's not too grizzly!
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!