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A police officer stops a young woman for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

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CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
posted by "HENNE" |
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A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along.

"I'll never do that again!" he told his mother that evening. "I didn't catch a thing!"

"Oh, next time I'm sure she'll be quiet and not scare the fish away," his mother said.

The boy said, "It wasn't that. She ate all the bait."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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What did the shark say to the clam when it would not share its candy?

Why are you so shellfish?

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Robert Hill" |
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What do two snails do when they have a disagreement?

Slug it out!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Robert Hill" |