Latest Jokes

Guy walks into bar, pulling on a long chain.

The bartender asks him, "You come in here everyday pulling that chain, why?"

The guy replies, "You ever tried to push one?"

Yo momma so stupid, she doesn't even know this joke is about her.

Yo Momma so ugly, she needs a prescription mirror!

What did the black bug say as it slid down the zebras back?

No you see me, now you don’t, now you see me, now you don’t...........