There was a farmer in the field with his cows and he counted 196 of them... but when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Your momma's so old, that in History class she just wrote down what she was doing.
It was an emotional day for me when my six-year-old twins headed off for their first day of school. Four-year-old Andrew and I accompanied them to the corner to wait for the bus. When it arrived and the boys climbed on and waved good-bye, I could no longer hold back my tears.
"Don't cry, Mommy," said Andrew reassuringly. "Maybe one day you'll get to ride in a school bus too!"