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There was a farmer in the field with his cows and he counted 196 of them... but when he rounded them up, he had 200.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Your momma's so old, that in History class she just wrote down what she was doing.

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posted by "Patricia Overstreet" |
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It was an emotional day for me when my six-year-old twins headed off for their first day of school. Four-year-old Andrew and I accompanied them to the corner to wait for the bus. When it arrived and the boys climbed on and waved good-bye, I could no longer hold back my tears.

"Don't cry, Mommy," said Andrew reassuringly. "Maybe one day you'll get to ride in a school bus too!"

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CATEGORY School Jokes
posted by "merk" |