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Yo momma so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese telephone book.

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posted by "Robert Hill" |
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What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant!

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning:
"Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back:
"Pour some hot water around the edges and then gently tap it with hammer."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
"We now need a new computer."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "outward" |
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My high school English teacher was well known for being a fair, but hard, grader. One day I received a B minus on a theme paper. In hopes of bettering my grade and in the spirit of the valentine season, I sent her an extravagant heart shaped box of chocolates with the pre-printed inscription, “BE MINE.”

The following day, I received a return valentine from the teacher. It read, “Thank you, but it’s still a BE MINE-US.”

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posted by "mlr9" |