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My boss texted me, "Send me one of your funny jokes, Pete."

I replied, "I'm working at the moment, Sir, I will send you one later."

He replied, "That was fantastic, send me another one."

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "manjinder" |
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A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

His mother had an idea, "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your place for a home-cooked meal?"

He thought this was a great strategy and arranged a date for a week later. His mother called the day after the big date to see how things had gone.

"The evening was a disaster," he moaned.

"Why, what happened?" asked his mother.

"Oh, she came over, but she refused to cook."

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CATEGORY Love Jokes
posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |
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I walk into a hotel and go to check in. The beautiful receptionist got me checked in and was all smiles. She even wrote down her phone number for me.

The number was 0....

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posted by "Autumn Kelly" |
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What is a Panda's favorite metal?

Pandamonium

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Robert Hill" |