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Favorite this joke My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
It got so bad, I had to take his bike away.
The quiet employee asked his boss for Thursday off so he and his wife could celebrate their twenty-fifth wedding anniversary.
His boss said, "It's okay this time, but I don't intend to put up with this every twenty-five years."
A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning. The grandson did this religiously and he lived to the age of 93.
When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great grandchildren and a fifteen foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
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