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"Hello, hello?" shrilled a spinsterish voice over the phone. "Is this the SPCA?"

"Yes, this is the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals."

"I want you to send somebody over right away."

"What's wrong?"

"There's a horrid magazine salesman, just sitting in a tree teasing my dog."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Two older women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day.

"I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. That makes me terribly nervous," the first one said.

"Oh, my Elmer used to do the same thing," the other woman commented. "But I broke him of that habit real quick."

"What did you do?"

"I hid his teeth."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Yo momma so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese telephone book.

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posted by "Robert Hill" |
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What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant!

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |