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It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they always take things literally.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "wadejagz" |
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What did the badger say to the bear?

Have a beary nice day, I hope it's not too grizzly!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Brian King" |
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Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Mikey!

Mikey who?

Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!

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posted by "Pucks mom" |
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I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper when a guy comes over and asks, "Are you reading that?"

I didn’t know what to say. So I said, "Yes."

I then stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.

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posted by "Pucks mom" |