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A man and woman are on a blind date. After being with her all evening, the man couldn't stand another minute with her. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him on the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened. He was relieved when his cell phone rang.

After answering, acting shocked and then hanging up the call, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim look and said, "I have bad news. My my house is on fire."

"Wonderful!" his date said. "If yours hadn't burned, mine would have had to."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Did you hear about the argument, drama & fight that happened at the golf course?

People can be so caddy.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "zieglarnatta" |
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The wife was telling me I need more exercise. I told her, "Well, I'll take up sports then."

She laughed and said, "Why don't you just order the sports channel on cable? Shaking your fist at the TV and yelling at the games is more exercise than you'll get actually playing them."

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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Two cannibals decided to go mountain climbing. They gathered up their gear, and in case they got hungry they packed up a bunch of body parts to munch on. Things were going quite well until they reached a crevice in the trail they were on. Even though it was only 3 feet wide, looking down they saw that it was a 1000 foot drop to the bottom.

"I suppose we could try to jump across, it's only 3 feet," said Rasheed.

"I don't think that's wise," replied Anwar. "One slip, and it's certain death. Wait! I have an idea!" Rustling through his knapsack, he grabs a severed leg and lays it across the gaping fissure.

"What are you planning to do with that?" asked Rasheed.

Answered Anwar, "I'm going out on a limb!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Alan Valentine" |