Latest Jokes

I romantically looked at my girlfriend and said to her, "Love is in the air."

Apparently, she didn't agree. "No, that's pollen."

There are two flies on the ceiling. One fly says to the other fly, "Don't look now, but your man's open!"

A man parks his bicycle nearby the Parliament house and walks on.

A police constable stops him and asks, "Why did you park your bicycle here? Don't you know it is a VIP road and all parliamentarians and senators pass from here?"

Man replied, "Don't you worry about it, I locked my bicycle!"

Q. What day do you sneeze the most?

A. Ah Tuesday