Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?
A: It went back four seconds.
Q. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
A. Because she will Let It Go!
Q. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
A. An irrelephant!
Johnny, a farmer's son, was having lots of trouble in getting dates. He asked his best friend for some pointers.
The first thing you have to do is to do something to attract her his friend advised. So Johnny went home and hugged his John Deere.