Latest Jokes

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?

Tooth Hurty

In a beauty school, if someone misses their final exam, do they get a "make up" exam?

Teacher: Johnny, where were you born?

Little Johnny: Los Angeles

Teacher: Which part?

Little Johnny: What do you mean which part? The whole body was born in Los Angeles.