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When I was a teenager, I worked as a bagger for the local supermarket. One of the rules there was baggers cannot accept tips when helping people bring groceries to their car. One day I was putting groceries in an old man's car. When he was finished he said, "Here young man. I want you to have a picture of your uncle George."

What it really was, was a dollar bill. Thinking quickly, I pocketed the 'picture'. I then asked him, "Have any pictures of my grandfathers Ulysses and/or Benjamin?"

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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A little old lady was driving the wrong way down a one-way street and was stopped by a cop.

“Didn’t you see the arrows?” he asked.

“Arrows? I didn’t even see the Indians!” she exclaimed.

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posted by "ERS" |
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A robber walked into a music store and then everybody got down!

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posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |
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I was drinking a margarita when a guy stood up and asked, "Does anyone here know CPR?"

Someone else stood up and said, "Yeah, I know the whole alphabet."

We all laughed and laughed and laughed... well, except this one guy.

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