What goes Mu-Mu?
A cow that studders.
My wife told me that I did not love any of her relatives...
I told her that is not true. I said, "I love your mother-in-law and father-in-law much more than I love mine."
Why do pelicans hate taxes?
BECAUSE NO MATTER WHERE THEY TURN, THEY STILL HAVE AN ENORMOUS BILL IN FRONT OF THEM!
What goes "oooooooooooooooo!!!"?
A cow with no lips.