Latest Jokes

Why is it so hard to shoe flies?

Because their feet are so tiny.

Teacher: Johnny what do you want to be when you grow up?

Johnny: Either an animal Vet or a Taxidermist.

Teacher: Why did you choose such different careers?

Johnny: Well, either way you get your dog back.

If #2 pencils are the best, why aren't they called #1 pencils?

Ever wonder why all the oil wells are in Texas and the dip sticks in Washington, DC?