Latest Jokes

Police are searching for a mugger who threatens his victims with a lighted match...

They want to catch him before he strikes again!

Johnny's teacher paid a visit to his house one day. When little Johnny opened the door, she asked, "Are your father and mother in, Mr. Morton?"

"They was in, but they is out now," he answered.

The teacher gasped, "Why, Mr. Johnny Morton, it is 'They were in, but they are out now.' Where's your grammar?"

"She's upstairs taking her nap."

Protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were Catholic.

A novelty store owner called a recent customer. "Mr. Jones? This is Mr. Peters, the owner of Peter's Novelties. Remember that boomerang you bought the other day? You paid for your purchase with a check, and unfortunately the check came back."

"You're lucky," replied the customer. "My boomerang didn't."