Latest Jokes

People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns behind his ears...

I just think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on them.

If I don't participate in a boycott because I don't believe in boycotts, am I then actually boycotting a boycott?

Why did the computer programmer call his mother long distance?

Because that was her name.

I got one of those talking dog collars for my chihuahua who I named 'Ding-Bat'. The collar is supposed to tell you what the dog is trying to say.

Ding-Bat would just glare at me and say "merk, merk". I sent the malfunctioning collar back for repair. After two weeks it came back to me in the mail with a note. “Dear Sir, your dog’s collar is in perfect working order. The problem is your dog cannot pronounce his J’s.”