In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor.
One co-worker said the programming we had ordered was delayed because the vendor was suffering from a "severe non-linear waterfowl issue."
Curious, the team leader raised his eyebrows and asked, "What exactly is that?"
The programmer replied, "They don't have all their ducks in a row."
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A land moo'er.
My girlfriend always gets her way by pretending she's crying.
She's using sigh-cology.
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.