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In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor.

One co-worker said the programming we had ordered was delayed because the vendor was suffering from a "severe non-linear waterfowl issue."

Curious, the team leader raised his eyebrows and asked, "What exactly is that?"

The programmer replied, "They don't have all their ducks in a row."

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What do you call a cow eating grass?

A land moo'er.

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My girlfriend always gets her way by pretending she's crying.

She's using sigh-cology.

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A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

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