Rob and Joyce meet in college and soon after fall in love and get married.
Several years later Joyce has a tragic bobsledding accident and dies.
Rob is devastated and lives alone for several years.
After several more years he meets another lady and her name is Joyce.
They get married and what did Rob do???
He reJoyced!!!
One day a woman brings her daughter to the doctor's office to get her checked out.
After the checkup, the doctor tells the mother that her daughter is pregnant.
The mother exclaims, "I'll have you know that my daughter is very classy and is still a virgin!"
The doctor immediately looks out the window.
The mother angrily screams, "What are you doing?!"
The doctor says, "Last time this happened, three men rode up that hill."
What did the bunny give his girlfriend when he asked her to marry him?
A 13-carrot ring!
“Has your son decided what ?he wants to be when he grows up?” ?I asked my friend.
“He wants to be a garbageman,” ?he replied.
“That’s an unusual ambition to have at such a young age.”
“Not really. He thinks that garbagemen work only on Tuesdays.”