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So I don't go to work that day for no reason.
The coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?"
"Yes, coach", replied the boy.
"Do you understand that what matters is we win or lose as a team?"
The boy nodded in agreement. The coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him insulting names. Do you understand all that?"
Again, the boy nodded yes. The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach dumb, or stupid, or worse, is it?"
"No, coach."
"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your Grandmother."
A window, a toilet bowl and a colander (strainer) were arrested for some serious crimes and were brought to police headquarters for interrogation. After the detective was through with his questioning, he was met outside by the news media.
"We hear that they all had alibi's," asked one of the reporters. "Why didn't you believe the window's story?"
"I saw right through it!"
"What about the toilet bowl?"
"His alibi stunk!"
"And the story the colander gave you?"
"It was full of holes!"
I was getting ready to go to choir practice when I heard my dad say, "Don't forget a bucket."
Confused, I replied, "A bucket? Why?"
“You’ll need something to help you carry a tune."
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