The local pastor was making his annual visit and was invited to dinner at the Brown family. As Mr. and Mrs. Brown prepared dinner in the kitchen, the pastor was sitting with their five year old son in living room.
The pastor asked the boy what he expected they were going to have for dinner. The boy immediately replied, "goat".
Thinking this was rather strange he asked, "What makes you think we are going to have goat for dinner?"
The boy replied, "I heard dad tell mom they were having the old goat for dinner tonight."
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