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A man with authority walks into a bar.

He orders everyone a round.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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I've cut down on my drinking. I now have one large whiskey before I go to bed…

Last night, I went to bed six times!

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She: "Honey, I don't like you with the new glasses on."

He: "But sweetheart, I don't wear any glasses."

She: "True, but I do."

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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How can you tell if a sniper likes you?

He misses you.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |