Latest Jokes

Fish Number One: "I'd give an arm and a leg to be able to get out of this lake."

Fish Number Two: "Looks like you've already donated. Now what's your excuse?"

Why couldn't the poet get a bank loan?

Because he already "ode" too much.

What's the worst kind of flower you can give someone?

Cauliflower

Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

A: "Put it on my bill."